Water, water, everywhere...

OK, so during the first day of my soda-free in KC month of March, I did a little calculation.

In order for me to get the same fullness and satisfaction from water as I do from my beloved Dr. Pepper, I need to drink approximately four times as much water.

I really don't think I can afford to spend that much time going to the bathroom at work.

Does anyone know where I can pick up some of those extra-duty diapers that crazy NASA chick was wearing?